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Each coaster showcases a different witty saying that's sure to get your guests smiling:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\"Tequila probably won't fix our problems, but it's worth a shot\" with tequila shot glass and lime\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\"I have mixed drinks about feelings\" with martini glass\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\"Wine a little, laugh a lot\" with wine glass illustration\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\"Beer because no great story started with a salad\" with beer mug\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese premium slate coasters combine functionality with humor, making them the perfect conversation starter for any gathering. 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Laser-engraved onto premium natural slate, this coaster combines functionality with artistic appeal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for cannabis enthusiasts, this coaster protects your surfaces while making a statement. The intricate leaf detail showcases the natural beauty of the plant in an elegant, sophisticated way. 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